How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
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