He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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