margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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