so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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