Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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