chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
do nipples grow back?
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