I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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