I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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