After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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