my text book just quoted the cookie monster
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Green mimosas i think yes
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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