no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I can't turn off my feet"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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