bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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