I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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