apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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