I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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