My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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