Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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