bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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