none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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