You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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