I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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