how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
God, I missed his penis.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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