I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
