SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
