I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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