well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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