she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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