is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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