your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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