Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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