And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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