3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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