Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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