they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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