I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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