I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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