OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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