I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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