I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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