Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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