Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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