do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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