you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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