I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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