Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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