My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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