what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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