idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I had to cum in my sink.
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