I'm going to jail i love you
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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