Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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