What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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