I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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