i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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