Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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